Oops!

My 87 year old aunt has been having a bad time lately.  Apart from being allergic to the haze, one of the switches in her house suddenly tripped one night and her house was plunged into darkness.  Brave as she was, she carried on as though nothing happened.  When she went to bed that night, she said that she had the most strange taste in her mouth and blamed it on the haze.  The next morning when she went into her bathroom, she discovered the cause of that "strange taste".  She had accidentally brushed her teeth with shampoo instead of toothpaste!  Poor Aunty!  She really shouldn't be living alone but nothing we say will make her change her mind to stay with her daughter.