A Turkey Speaks

Ya, it's Christmas time again, so let's give the turkeys a chance to speak:

 "I have never understood

why anyone would

roast the turkey

and shuck the clams

and crisp the croutons

and shell the peas

and candy the sweets

and compote the cranberries

and bake the pies

and clear the table

and wash the dishes

and fall into bed

when they could sit back

and enjoy.... a hamburger!"

"THANK YOU FOR NOT EATING ME!"

(Poem courtesy of Discover Poetry.com)